### KRAWI.IRC TOPOLOGICKY OBRAZKOWI SCRIPT


alias wlacik {
CTCP $0 ACTION jumps on a train to LamerVille and runs over the lamer $1\!
say "          . . . . o o o o o"
say "                 _____      o       _______"
say "        ____====  ]OO|_n_n__]|.     |lamer|"
say "       |________]_|__|________)<    |ville|"
say "        oo    oo  'oo OOOO-| oo\\_   ~~~|~~~"
say "    +--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+-$1-+--+--+--+--+"
complete
}

alias krawa1 {  
say " (__) <-- $1"
say " /oo\\________"
say " \\  /        \\"
say "  \\/      /   \\"
say "    \\_|___\\_|/.\\"
say "     ||   YY| o '"
say "     ||    || O <-- $2"
say "     ^^    ^^"
complete
}

alias krawi {
say "            (___)"
say "            (o o)  <===== $1"
say "      /------\\ /   (__)"
say "     /    ____O    (oo)   <===== $2"
say "    |   / /----\\----\\/"
say "    /\\oo===|  /    ||"
say "   | ||   *||^-----||"
say "   *  ^^   ^^      ^^"
complete
}

alias krawa2 {
say "    (__) BBBBBB--EEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-FFFFFFF"
say "    /oo\\_BB---BB-EE------EE------FF-----\\"
say "    \\  /~BBBBBB--EEEEEE--EEEEEE--FFFFF-- |"
say "     oo  BB---BB-EE------EE------FF----- |"
say "         BBBBBB--EEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-FF----- ^"
say "          | |                       | |"
say "          ^ ^                       ^ ^"
complete
}

alias krawa3 {
say "       -WE R K0W OF B0RG.  R3SISTANCE IS FUTiLE.  MOO."
say "  (__)"
say "  /oo\\################"
say "  \\  /################\\"
say "   \\/ ################ |"
say "      ################ |"
say "      ################"
say "       | |        | |"
say "       ^ ^        ^ ^"
complete
}


alias k1 {
say "           (__)"
say "           (oo) "
say "    /-------\\/ "
say "   / |     ||"
say " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
say " kraWa Wo Wode"
complete
}
 
alias k2 {
say "              (__)"
say "              (oo) " 
say " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
say " KraWa v probleme"
complete
}

alias k3 {
say "   vv    vv"
say "   ||----||  *"
say "   ||     | /"
say "  /\\-------/"
say " (oo)"
say " (~~)"
say " Australska kraWa"
complete
}

alias k4 {
say "          (___) "
say "          ( O )  "       
say "   /-------\\ /   "      
say "  / |     ||V      "   
say " *  ||----||        " 
say "    ~~    ~~        
say " KraWokyklop"
}

alias k5 {
say "      (____)   "   
say "         (o  o) "  
say "  /-----\\    /----"
say " / |   |  \\/   |  "
say " \\ |  |      | | |"
say "  *| | |-----| | |"
say "   /\\ /\\     /\\ /\\     "
say " KraWodielo uprednostnoWane S. Dalim "
complete
}

alias k6 {
say "          \\_|_/"
say "          (oo)"
say "   /-------\\/"
say "  / |     ||"
say " *  ||----||"
say "    ~~    ~~"
say " KraWa po naWsteWe sochy slobody"
complete
}

alias k7 {
say " *                   "
say "  \\                 "
say "   \\               "
say "   |\\             "
say " \\ | \\ (__)      "
say " \\\\|| \\(oo)     "
say "  \\||\\ \\\\/     "
say "   ~~ \\|| "    
say "    \\\\ ||"
say "     \\\\||"
say "      \\||"
say "       ~~  "
say "        \\\\_"
say "         \\_  "  
say " KraWozjazdarka"
complete
}

alias k8 {
say "          (__)   (__)"
say "          (oo)===(oo)"
say "   /-------\\/     \\/-------\\ "
say "  / |     ||       ||     | \\ "
say " *  ||----||       ||----||  * "
say "    ~~    ~~       ~~    ~~ "
say " Siamske kraW|"
complete
}

alias k9 {
say "      \\~~~~~~~~\\   (__)    "
say "       \\~~~~~~~~\\\\ (oo)    "
say "    *-----\\_______\\/\\/    "
say "  ~_______/   ---  \\______~ "
say " ~--------\\   \\S/  /\\_____~" 
say "           \\______/        "
say "                          "
say " KraWoftak "
complete
}

alias k10 {
say " =================="
say " H                H"
say " H     (__)       H"
say " H     (oo)       H"       __
say " H    / \\/ \\      H     /    \\ "
say " H   | |  | |     H    | STOP | "
say " H   D===b=-----  H     \\ __ / "
say " H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H       ||"
say " H                H       ||"
say " H                H       ||"
say " H                H       ||"
say " H                H       ||"
say " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ~~~~~~~"
say " KraWoWratnik"
complete
}

alias k11 {
say "      \(  \(    )"
say "    \( \(     )   )"
say "    \( \(         )"
say "   \(           / )"
say "  \( \( \\\\       )"
say "      \( |  // )"
say "        |   |    \(__)"
say "        |   |    \(oo) "    
say "        |   | ----\\/   "  
say "        |   |    ||     "
say "      **|   | ---||    "
say "     ``'---------~~"
say " Skryta kraWa"
complete
}

alias k12 {
say "                    \\  |  /         ___________"
say "     ____________  \\ \\_# /         |  ___      |       _________"
say "    |            |  \\  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |"
say "    | |   |   |  |   \\\\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |"
say "    |            |    \\#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |"
say "    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |"
say "    |            |  \\\\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |"
say "    | |   |   |  |   \\\\# /_____/ \\ |      ---  |      |         |"
say "    |            |    \\# |+ ++|  | |  |~~~~~~| |      | |  || | |"
say "    |            |    \\# |+ ++|  | |  |~~~~~~| |      | |  || | |"
say " ~~~|    (~~~~~) |~~~~~#~| H  |_ |~|  | |||| | |~~~~~~|         |"
say "    |    ( ||| ) |     # ~~~~~~    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| | "
say "    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| | "
say "         `v'-                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~      | ||||||| | "
say "          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )"
say "                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V "
say "               /-------\\/      \\/ --------\\             * |  | "
say "              / |     ||        ||_______| \\ "
say "             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  * "
say "                ~~    ~~        ~~      ~~ "
say " KraWomesto"
complete
}

alias k13 {
say "          ____"
say "         (____)"
say " "
say "          (__)"
say "          (oo)"
say "   /-------\\/"
say "  / |     ||"
say " *  ||----||"
say "    ~~    ~~"
say " Svata kraWa"
complete
}

alias k14 {
say "          (__)"
say "          (**)"
say "   /-------\\/"
say "  / |     ||"
say " *  ||----||"
say "    ~~    ~~"
say " KraWa zamiloWana"
complete
}

alias k15 {
say "         .xxxx."
say "         '(oo)`"
say "   /-----'-\\/ `"
say "  / |    |============>"
say " *  ||----| (~)"
say "    ~~    ~"
say " KraWoWojak"
complete
}

alias k16 {
say "          (___)"
say "          (o o)"
say "   /-------\\ /"
say "  / |     ||O"
say " *  ||,---||"
say "    ~~    ~~"
say " KraWoWuol"
complete
}

alias k17 {
say "   .            /\\         .       .        "
say "         .     /  \\      .          .      "
say "              /    \\   .        .    *   " 
say "             /      \\              *     "
say "             | (__) |   .    .   **     "
say "      .     /| (oo) |\\           **    "
say "           / | /\\/\\ | \\   .     . *   "
say "       .  /  |=|==|=|  \\     .      *"
say "      . /    | |  | |    \\  .       "
say "       /     | ~||~ |     \\     .  "
say "      |______|  ~~  |______|       . "     
say "     .       (__||__)     .   .       "   
say "        .    /_\\  /_\\  .     .    .  "   
say "             !!!  !!!                 " 
say "                                      "
say " KraWoKozmonaut"
complete
}

alias k18 {
say "                   (__)"
say "                   (oo)"
say "      /---+      +--\\/"
say "     / |  |      | ||"
say "    *  ||-+      +-||"
say "       ~~          ~~ "   
say " KraWa CopperfieldoWa"
complete
}

alias k19 {
say "       (__)"
say "       (oo)"
say "      /'~~~-m"
say "     / '' ` )"
say "    |      /|"
say "    |  |  | |"
say "    |_____|_|"
say "     //|| ||"
say "    *  ww ww"
say " KraWodrakula"
complete
}

alias k20 {
say "              \\ _ /"
say "             - ( ) - " 
say "              / " \\  "
say "              (__)  "
say "      ________(oo) "
say "     /|        \\/ "
say "    / |_______|| "
say "   *  ||      ||"
say "      ~~      ~~"
say " KraWa EdisonoWa"
complete
}

alias k21 {
say "          (__)"
say "          (oo)"
say "           \\/"
say "           ||"
say "           ||"
say "           ||"
say "           ||"
say "   /------- /"
say "  / |     ||"
say " *  ||----||"
say "    ~~    ~~"
say " KraWorafa"
complete
}

alias k22 {
say "           \\               /         "
say "            \\_____________/        "
say "            /\\___________/\\       "
say " KraWa v   / /\\_________/\\ \\    " 
say " probleme / / /\\_______/\\ \\ \\   "
say "         / / / / (__) /\\ \\ \\ \\ "
say "     ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \\_\\_\\_\\_\\___  "
say "        \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\/  / / / / /    "
say "         \\ \\ \\ \\/_____\\/ / / /    "
say "          \\ \\ \\/_______\\/ / /    "
say "           \\ \\/_________\\/ /    "
say "            \\/___________\\/     "
say "            /             \\ "
say "           /               \\ "
complete
}

alias k23 {
say "     \\\\  /\\  // "
say "      \\\\/  \\// "
say "       |    | "
say "       |(__)|"
say "       \\(OO)/"            
say "       //\\/\\\\           "
say "       ||  ||          "
say "       ||__||         "
say "      /~~  ~~\\       "
say "    / ======== \\    "
say "   /            \\  "
say "  |==============|"
say "   \\            /"
say "    \\ ======== /"
say "      \\ _____ /"
say " KraWoArtistka na lopte"
complete
}

alias k24 {
say "     (__)"
say "     (oo)"
say "    / \\/       ____________"
say "   /   \\===~__|            |"
say "  _|___ /\\  |______________|"
say " |=====| |   |            |"
say " *I   I| |   |            |"
say "  I   I~ ~   |            |"
say "            / |     ||    | "  
say "         \\-/  |   |    |  |"
say " KraWa MozartoWa"
complete
}

alias k25 {
say "                      @ @"
say "                       @@@ @"
say "                         @@ @"
say "          Pffii           @@@@ @@"
say "    ___________D           @@@@@@"
say "   |________  |            _______"
say "    \(__)   | /             \\     /"
say "    \( oo /~| |      __      \\   /"
say " /\\_|// | |     /  \\     |  |"
say "  _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |"
say " |       ___/-----------------_| \(__)"
say " |      /   \\     \\     \\       '\(oo)"
say " |     /     \\     |     |       |\\/"
say " |    |   O  |    /     / __    /"
say " |----|      |-----------/  \\-\\\\\\       \(__)"
say "      \\     /           | o |  \\\\\\     _\(  )_"
say " ______\\___/____________\\__/____\\\\\\__/_/__\\_\\____"
say "         KraWoExpres               KraWa samoWrazedna"
complete
}
                                 
alias k26 {
say "          /\\                   " 
say "         / O\\                  "
say "        / ,  \\ "
say "       /  O   \\ "      
say "       -/ ,  \\-  "   
say "       /  O   \\   " 
say "      /,    ,  \\   "
say "     / O    O   \\ "
say "     -/  ,     \\-  "          
say "     /   O   ,  \\   "        
say "    /  ,     O  ,\\  (__)   "
say "   /   O   ,    O \\ (oo)  "
say "  /        O       \\-\\/ "
say "  ------------------||  "
say "          ||/ ||----||"
say "          ||  ~~    ~~ "
say " Vesele KraWoWianoce"
complete
}
                    
alias k27 {
say "                      (__)"
say "                      (oo)"
say "      /--------------- \\/ "
say "    / ( !S M T W T F! )   "
say "  /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )  "
say " *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )   "
say "      ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )   "
say "       (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)     "
say "        ||        ||      "
say "        ||        ||      "
say "        ~~        ~~       "
say " KraWoKalendar"
complete
}

alias k28 {
say "                  (__)"
say "                  (oo)"
say "   / ------------- \\/ "
say "  / (   |7 8 9 +|  )"
say " *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )"
say "     (  |1 2 3 X|  )"
say "       ~---------~"
say "       ||       ||"
say "       ||       ||"
say "       ~~       ~~"
say " KraWoKalkulacka"
complete
}

alias k29 {
say "         Buuuuuu, Buuuuuu, Buuuuuu ..... "
say " "
say "              (__)  ____________________ "
say "      ________(oo) / Tha HAPPY NEW YEAR \\ "
say "     /|        \\/ <  #funny peoples :)   > "
say "    / |_______||   \\____________________/ "
say "   *  ||      ||"
say "      ~~      ~~"
say " KraWa NoWorocna"
complete
}

alias k30 {
say "            (__)  "
say "      ______(oo) "
say "     /|______\\/__|~|__"
say "    / /   |~|   C| | /|"
say "   * /   C|_|    |_|/ |"
say "    /______________/  "
say "    |  KraWa  pod  |  "
say "    |    PAROU     |"
say " KraWa KrcmoWa CloumakoWa"
complete
}

alias k31 {
say "              (__)   ___"
say "      ________(oo)  /   \\ "
say "     /|        \\/  o_____o "
say "    / |_______||   |     | "
say "   *  ||  ----||--  \\___/ "
say "      ~~ -----~~--- "
say "          --------"
say " KraWa Welkonocna Wedrom Oliata"
complete
}

alias k32 {
say " *              (__)"
say "  \\             (OO)"
say "   \\-------======\\/"
say "     | (())||     |"
say "     ||----||     /\\ "
say "     ~~    ~~  ooooo\\ "
say "              ooooooooo "
say " KraWa tYkUjUcA"
complete
}

alias k33 {
say "            \\\\//" 
say "            (()) "
say "   (__)    * ||   "
say "   (@@)     \\|| * "
say "    \\/       ||/ "
say " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
say " PaXoKraWa"
complete
}

alias kanareq {
say "          /////                 Muj kanareq ma asi W0brnu"
say "      _- =  \__________________  Jen0m lezi a zere seminqa"
say "     /=|     ----____   --~~~~~ Nadej, ze se uzdraWi ye malinqa"
say "     \\| \___    __---~~~--<      Uz se ani nehne, nehne..."
say "           ~~~~~   "
say "          Ye mrtweeeeeyyyyy...  "
complete
}

alias twister1 {
say "                         *"
say "                        ***"
say "   KRAW|  LITAJ        *****         KRAW|  LITAJ"
say "                      *******"
say "     VZDUCHEM        *********        VZDUCHEM"
say "                    ***********"
say "      ((__))       *Tha TWISTER*       ((__))"
say "       (00)         ****I S****         (00)"
say " -nn--(o__o)--nn     *COMMING*     nn--(o__o)--nn- "
say "                      *******"
say "   KRAW|  LITAJ        *****         KRAW|  LITAJ"
say "                        ***"
say "     VZDUCHEM            *            VZDUCHEM"
complete
}

alias twister2 {
say "     **************"
say "      ************"
say "        ********     KRAWI LITAJ"
say "          ******         WZDUCHEM!"
say "             ****"
say "              ***"
say "              **"
say "             *"
complete
}

alias twister3 {
say "   **********************************************"
say "    *****************************************"
say "      **************  *******************"
say "        **********     *************** "
say "          ******        *********"
say "            ****        ******"
say "              ****    ****"
say "               ****  ***"
say "                 *****"
say "                *****        twins "
say "               *** ***             beautiful"
say "              ***   ***                  twisters"
say "               *** ***"
say "                ****"
say "                  ***          UUUUUUAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa"
say "                 ***"
say "                ***"
say "               *****"
say "              *** ***"
say "             **     **"
say "            **       **"
say "           *           **"
say "          *              *"
say "        ******        *******"
say "    ****************************************"
complete
}

alias samba {  
say "  _O_/                            \\_O_/ "
say " / ))        Say to SAMBA          |] "
say "   \\\\  Na NAA NA NAA nanananana... // "
say "   //                              \\\\ "
say " "
complete
}

alias nm {say "Na mraky !"}
alias df {say "Do fraaasa"}
alias hh {say "\\\\\\ HHHHHHHEEeeeeeyyyyy  ////// HHHHHHOOOOOooooouuuuu :-))))"}
alias osp {say "Okresny stavebny podnik Spisska Nova Ves"}
alias ospp {say "Okresny stavebny podnik Povazska Bystrica"}
alias holub {say "... a nepis mi, neWolaj mi, nefaXuj mi ... a ked uW|dim na okne holuba postoWeho, tak ho odplasim...  "}
alias basen {say "Ked prsalo, mrholilo, zabiatko sa narodilo... OtWorilo siWe ocka - skriklo: Mama t0 p0cka... "}
alias zan {say "Za nasim blokom deti sa hadzu s bodliakmi. Kto koho trafi, tak ten v podstate vyhrava... Do fraaasa."}
alias obed {say "Mama ma vola, aby som isiel obedovat. To som zvedavy, co dobreho zasa navarila... Do fraaasa."}
alias papagaj {say "A moj papagaj lezi mrtvy v bare... A peria bolo po pas. A jeho posledne slova boli. Na <>u mi to perie. Do fraaasa."}

alias p1 {say "Topolog nikdy nezabludi"}
alias p2 {say "Topolog ma Wzdy nahradne riesenie "}
alias p3 {say "Kazda krcma je na kopci"}
alias p4 {say "Topolog ma Wzdy dobry napad"}
alias p5 {say "Ked topolog nieco tresne, skor, ci neskor sa to dokaze |Poprad]"}
alias p6 {say "Psi nestekaju na topologa, topolog steka na psoW"}
alias p7 {say "Topolog Wzdy pouziWa W-script |ftp://hron.fei.tuke.sk/pub/irc/wscript.irc]."}
alias p8 {say "Topolog Wzdy Wie, kde je kostol"}
alias p9 {say "praWi Topolog nepouziWa Salenix"}
alias p10 {say "Topolog je Wzdy praW|"}
alias p11 {say "Topolog sa Wzdy posilnuje cokoladou"}
alias p12 {say "Pokial bude Wiac topologoW spraW| sa noWy IRC-serWer"}
alias p13 {say "Topolog Wzdy pouziWa noWu Werziu pine"}
alias p14 {say "Topolog nema mbox"}
alias p15 {say "Topolog ma Wzdy dost casu"}
alias p16 {say "Topolog nikdy nie je W uzkych => tiesnaWy sa Wyhybaju topologoWi"}
alias p17 {say "Topolog sa Wzdy snazi pouzit W"}
alias p18 {say "Topologicke heslo: TO POCKA !"}
alias p19 {say "Topolog nikdy nejde tou istou cestou W interWale 12 hodin"}
alias p20 {say "Topolog na IRC: Topolog zasadne flooduje kraWami"}
alias p21 {say "Topolog a oWocie: Topolog pozna iba cierne a cerWene ribezle"}
alias p22 {say "HlaWne mesto topologoW => TOPOlcany"}
alias p23 {say "Topolog sa Wzdy Wynajde"}
alias p24 {say "Topolog sympatizuje s cyklistami"}
alias p25 {say "Topolog jde porad roWne"}
alias p26 {say "TopologoWa nocna mora: Nekonecna praWotociWa zatacka"}
alias p27 {say "Ked topolog najde kamen, tak je to W zasade kremen"}
alias p28 {say "Topolog sa nikdy nestrati"}
alias p29 {say "Topolog ma Wzdy papier"}
alias p30 {say "Topologicky cas pol osmej"}
alias p31 {say "Topologicky napoj: Do 0.5L Wlejte 3dc Wina bieleho a 2dc mineralky."}
alias p32 {say "Topolog ma Wzdy prizWuk topologicky"}

alias KRAWOHELP {
echo " +--------------------------------------------------------+"
echo " | Witajte v KraWoHelpe ... Toz zoznam prikazoW:          |"
echo " |========================================================|"
echo " | krawa1 #kanal/nick slovo1 slovo2 | Picturesa kraW ...  |"
echo " | krawa2 #kanal/nick               | Picturesa kraW| ... |"
echo " | krawa3 #kanal/nick               | Picturesa kraW| ... |"
echo " | krawi  #kanal/nick slovo1 slovo2 | Picturesa kraW ...  |"
echo " | twister1 #kanal/nick             | TWISTER kraWoW|ty   |"
echo " | twister2 #kanal/nick             | TWISTER kraWoW|ty   |"
echo " | twister3 #kanal/nick             | TWISTER kraWoW|ty   |"
echo " | wlacik #kanal/nick slovo         | Lamerwille          |"
echo " | k1-k33 #kanal/nick               | KraW| na floody     |"
echo " | p1,p2,p3 ....... p32             | Topologicke Wety    |"
echo " | hh                               | HEY HOU             |"
echo " | nm                               | Na mraky !          |"
echo " | df                               | Do fraaasa          |"
echo " | osp                              | OSP Spisska...      |"
echo " | ospp                             | OSP Povazska...     |"
echo " | zan                              | Za nasim blokom...  |"
echo " | obed                             | Mama ma vola...     |"
echo " | papagaj                          | A moj papagaj...    |"
echo " | kanareq                          | Muj kanareq ma ...  |"
echo " | holub                            | ...a neWolaj mi...  |"
echo " | basen                            | zdrod t0p0l0gicky   |"
echo " | samba                            | SAMBA               |"
echo " +--------------------------------------------------------+"
complete
}

echo "KRAWI nahrate! Pomoc je /krawohelp"
echo "(c)1995-98 Daniello, TCL port Dulus"